Zack Snyder’s new blockbuster Man
of Steel is the second attempt to reboot Superman as the hero of his own
movie franchise since the Christopher Reeve series went off the rails with
Superman III and the embarrassing, Golan-Globus-funded fourth installment.
(After that, the character was downsized and farmed out to television in the
series' Superboy, Lois
& Clark, and Smallville.)
The first try, Bryan Singer’s Superman
Returns (2006), didn’t
exactly bankrupt the studio, but it’s generally remembered as a disappointment.
It took the material very seriously, and many reviewers pointed out that the
images of Superman hovering above the Earth, his cape billowing and his head
hanging down as if to express his disappointment in us, suggested a
zero-gravity Christ. Man of Steel,
written by David S. Goyer, takes the material at least as seriously, and it has
none of the leavening of humor that Singer provided; as superhero devotionals
go, it’s practically The
Greatest Story Ever Told to Superman Returns’ Life of Brian.
Sometimes he’s a generic Marvel Comics character, and sometimes it
gets quite specific. The adult Superman (Henry Cavill) is first seen—pretty far
into the movie, after the ritual opening section in which his father, Jor-El
(Russell Crowe), sticks his infant son into a mini-spaceship and sends him to
Earth before their home planet, Krypton, self-destructs—as a sullen, friendless
wanderer with huge muscles and thick facial stubble, running away from his
destiny by taking jobs that enable him to keep moving and live off the grid.
Then some stupid bastards will need saving, and he’ll go charging through fire,
shirtless and barefoot, ripping steel doors off their hinges, and then appear
to die—until he wakes up and shakes it off. He’s Wolverine, without the claws.
After Superman decides to live up to his potential and journeys to the mystical
crash pad that’s been laid out for him in the Arctic, he slips into his
double-knit long johns and starts to fly, and the close-ups of his grinning
face recall the hilarious expression on Hugh Jackman’s face in the first X-Men movie, when Wolverine jacked Cyclops’
super-powered motorcycle. Then Superman has to learn to land, and he doesn’t
nail it the first time; he takes out part of a mountain before crashing, hard,
into the tundra. It’s a snow-capped version of the slapstick finish to the
first battle scene in the original IronMan movie.
Well, you don’t go to a Zack Snyder movie hoping for originality. Man of Steel may be worst when it
strains a little to be original—when it really tries to seriously explore the
implications of the Kents’ decision to teach the boy they raised after finding
his spacecraft in a field to keep his supernatural prowess a secret. Kevin
Costner, who has developed the profile of Sam the Eagle from The Muppet Show, plays Pa Kent
as a hard-ass Kansas farmer who has fixated on the idea that the world “isn’t
ready” for his adopted son yet, and he never lets up on it. Once the action
shifts from Krypton to Earth, the film develops a complicated flashback
structure, partly for the sake of postponing the big reveal that Pa Kent died
in a tornado, after steering Clark and Ma (Diane Lane) and what looks like half
the population of Kansas to safety, and then going back to get the dog—and
then, in his final moments, denying Clark permission to save him.
My best guess is that this is supposed to be noble, but the way
Snyder stages the action, and with Costner playing the character as an
unappealing old crank, it almost looks as if he’s gone out of his way to put
himself in danger, just for the sadistic-martyr satisfaction of forcing his son
to stand by and watch him die. Costner’s only affecting moment, when his voice
cracks as he tells the little boy “You are my son,” can be savored in the
trailer. (It’s just about the only human moment in the whole movie.) The whole
flashback structure is suicidal; before the movie tells you anything about
Superman’s arrival on Earth or shows you any warmth or rapport between him and
the Kents, it’s overdosing on floridly directed scenes showing his inability to
fit in with the other kids at school and how much pain he has to hold inside
because of his vow to his father that he’ll take any amount of bullying and
never fight back. So the focus is on how screwed up he is. And as the movie,
scene to scene, continues to be a drag, it’s irritating that we seem to be
getting closer to the end only to discover that, not so fast, there’s more crap
from Superman’s childhood that we have to go back and see.
Eventually, he grows up and gets to meet the investigative reporter on his trail, Lois Lane (Amy Adams), and they get to have a few quiet moments together before the villain, the Krypton renegade General Zod (Michael Shannon) who murdered Jor-El, re-enters the picture, and everything goes to hell in the noisiest way possible. The soft-spoken Adams doesn’t suggest the drive that ought to be essential to the role, and she seems miscast, but it’s hard to think of any actress who’s played Lois Lane who didn’t seem miscast. (Pauline Kael once referred to her as “one of the more boring figures in popular mythology: she exists to get into trouble.”) Adams doesn’t create much of an impression, but at least she doesn’t look mortified, the way Margot Kidder did in the Christopher Reeve movies, where she acted as if she thought she’d been hired as a body double and only found out at the premiere that it was really going to be her on the screen, doing and saying that dumb stuff. She brings about as much out of Henry Cavill as there may be to get; on the basis of his performance here, he’s a guy with nice eyes and a butt chin who doesn’t trip over lines, but whose many hours in the gym haven’t left him with enough time to develop a personality.
But then Zod appears, and the last hour and change turn into an
endurance test of non-stop explosions and sonic booms and falling skyscrapers
and actors screaming at the top of their lungs to be heard over the fruits of
composer Hans Zimmer’s loins. Michael Shannon is at the head of the screaming
pack, and his role is about as ill conceived as Cavill’s. It seems that
Krypton, which used to be presented as such a nice place in the movies and
comics, was a doctrinal hellhole where everyone lived out a life that had been
planned for them and programmed into them since birth. In the Reeve movies,
Terence Stamp’s General Zod was an elegant, psychopathic egomaniac who knew
that being the most powerful person in the room gave him a license to whisper.
Shannon’s Zod is an automaton who is compelled to kill everyone on Earth (by
changing the planet’s ecosystem to turn it into the “new” Krypton), whether he
wants to or not, because of his conditioning. He’s a miserable, joyless figure,
and he can’t stop yelling about it. He isn’t entertaining, like Stamp, and he
doesn’t inspire fear or awe, just migraines. In the end, I think the audience
is meant to pity him a little, and it’s supposed to be a terrible moment for
Superman when Zod’s inability to overcome his innate compulsion to kill anyone
he can train his laser vision on forces Superman to draw first blood. But the
strongest emotion anyone is likely to feel while watching him is sympathy for
the actor.
Man of Steel is a goddamn mess from stem to stern. The
people who like to complain that Christopher Nolan’s action scenes are
incoherent are liable to lose their minds trying to follow this thing; it opens
with Russell Crowe fleeing the council meeting where Zod and his posse march
in, ray guns blaring; he jumps from one flying beastie to the next, goes for a
dive in the underwater Matrix-baby incubator of Krypton, then scurries back to
his penthouse apartment so that Zod can find him and kill him, and the only
thing you can tell for sure is that Snyder thought that all the individual
parts of the set piece looked cool. (They actually look airbrushed, like a
fantasy comic strip in an old copy of Heavy
Metal.) And the endless, ear-splitting climax serves only to show how much
destruction footage Snyder can put on screen without developing an iota of
human interest. (This is the kind of movie where half of Metropolis comes
crashing to the ground, but nobody seems to get killed, and the slow-paced
rescue of one minor supporting character who works at the Daily Planet is given
the full “Perils of Pauline” treatment.)
The Superman movies of the ‘70s and ‘80s were also
messy, even at their best, but they did have one thing going for them that
helps to account for how affectionately they’re remembered: Reeve, a real
farceur with a boyishly handsome face and a (pre-steroid) bodybuilder’s
physique, managed to capture the simple, basic appeal of the character while
acknowledging the cornball silliness of that appeal. He never condescended to
the role or sent it up, but he enabled you to enjoy the idea that the strongest
man in the world might also be the nicest guy in the world, and to do it
without making you feel like an idiot. The best screen treatment of the
character remains the animated cartoon shorts that the Fleischer brothers made
in the 1940s, which had a pure, streamlined look that perfectly complemented
the simplicity of the conception. It’s not just that Man of Steel can’t compete with that simplicity,
but that it would never occur to him to Zack Snyder and David Goyer to want to.
They operate in a bigger (and louder)-is-better film culture that doesn’t reach
for simplicity. They may not reach for simple-mindedness either, but that takes
care of itself.
– Phil Dyess-Nugent is a freelance writer living in Texas. He regularly writes about TV and books for The A. V. Club.
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